Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 03, 2014

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 10 years ago

    be grateful for Maul-Mart

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    pcolli  about 10 years ago

    Only the other week, I saw a Mothers’ Day card saying, “Happy Mother’s Day, Granny from the dogs.” So if that can happen maybe it’s time to print any old rubbish..How about: “Happy Trash Collectors’ Day from the Neighbours of the Smelly Family Next Door.”

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Hey! My neighborhood card store does not have a “Zombie Mutilation” section! What if I need a card like that?!

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Yeah. I love that the local HellMark store has plenty and such a lovely variety. Who doesn’t enjoy a “Sorry about the Zombie Multinational” card ?

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    sbchamp  about 10 years ago

    That’s Boomstick!Ash approves

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    Malcolm Hall  about 10 years ago

    I’m so sorryYou lost your armMaybe next timeYou’ll buy the farm.

    Burma Shave

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    ViscountNiklos  about 10 years ago

    I get the felling that Leopold would rather work for the Uncle…

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