Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 04, 2014

Thats going to be hard to do they do not do anything worth while on command.

Won’t work. Everyone knows they are impotent.

THE ONLY GOOD POLITICIAN IS ONE THAT IS GAGGED

They ain’t no sech animule! The ‘scientists’ made the ‘discovery’ thispast Tuesday.

THE NONPARTISAN POLITICIANS PARTY

Personally, I would have been more impressed if they had found one with a backbone. Those ARE non-existant.

I’m thinking that being locked up for a while to participate in a breeding program could be good.

We have a plan !!!

Bush stopped stem cell research , so now we are sucking hind tit trying to catch up.

How do you breed with only one?

They don’t exsist.

i want to be a non-partisan politician!

You can’t breed politicians. They’ll only s***w constituents.

But we need bipartisan politicians to keep everyone worked up over unimportant things so that our attention is diverted from the really nefarious stuff. The fink should know that.

Why would the King care?

better than drinking the toxi tea and rotting my brain like you did lol.

If it has a brain AND a backbone, it’s worth saving. Clone it immediately!And clone it as many times as possible!