Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2014
Transcript:
Rodeo Jones: Cobra, give me a kiss. You're the hottest thing to hit town since that sriracha factory exploded! Cobra Carson: Slow your roll, cowboy. You'll have to earn my affection. Rodeo Jones: Don't tell me you're still hung up on that knock-kneed Haywire! Cobra Carson: Rip will be a tough act to follow, kid. Rodeo Jones: Kid? I'm a man! I'll show him what's what! Hey, Haywire! Rip Haywire: Finally, some fun! My turn! Rodeo Jones: He's gettin' up! Nobody ever got up before! Spur: You better hope he goes easy on you, boy! I don't give medical leave!
chemiclord about 10 years ago
Kid… ya don’t challenge the alpha wolf unless you know you can win.
dimndno about 10 years ago
Rodeo Jones is ka-cruisin’ for a ka-bruisin’.
ShortStraw about 10 years ago
Ka-Lights-Out Ka-Cowboy
Chrisdiaz801 about 10 years ago
To use a Kaiju analogy(referring to the new Godzilla film), that Titanosaurus(the farmhand) is about to get pounded by Godzilla(Rip).
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yeeha! Let the games begin! And may the best chin win.
Mongo about 10 years ago
That………ka-tickled
Fly On The Wall about 10 years ago
I think Rodeo Jones is gonna need some serious bacon and whiskey after this.
imbaldeagle about 10 years ago
Whaaa? You were looking for a glass jaw?!? Rip’s got a titanium jaw!
mntim about 10 years ago
I see three stars. Now I hit you and you tell me how many you see.
MonokGrey about 10 years ago
I like that with his ka-sucker punch, at least Rip now has an excuse to return the ka-bash!
Sayman about 10 years ago
Ka-fight!
Joseph.B.Prawer about 10 years ago
it may be that he could win. after all, Cobra is the prize and maybe out boy might want to do good for her.
johnrussco about 10 years ago
NOW! this IS what I’m talking about! lately all the comics have been ……… well let’s say readable, BUT now the fun begins.
DAN, please have Rip remove one of Mr. Jones’ arms or legs and beat him with it and then stuff it in his nose. ha ha ha I know that you cannot do that, but tomorrow should prove to be very interesting!
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ka-uh-oh!
lecrenb about 10 years ago
Ka-Bash indeed! He’ll have to do better than that…
I AM CARTOON LADY! about 10 years ago
What a cheap shot! Can’t wait to see Rip clean that guy’s clock!
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
So long, Rodeo…I wish I could say it was nice knowing ya…
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
Methinks that man needs a good KA-SPANKING!
FireMedic about 10 years ago
He should have followed Jim Croce’s sage advice.
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
I love it! From “what’s what” to “wait, what now?”
spyguy about 10 years ago
I wonder if Cobra planned it all this way….
nj23nut about 10 years ago
I really can’t wait to read tomorrow’s strip!
crass about 10 years ago
RUN!
Kali39 about 10 years ago
Oh, Ka-Phooey, sez Rodeo Jones…