Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 08, 2014
March 07, 2014
March 09, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: It's good to have you back. Marigold: It's good to be back. Phoebe: This week reminded me that sometimes kids on the bus are jerks. Mom: Your mother reminded me that humans never have antlers. She is wise, your mother. Phoebe: For the record, I knew the "no-antlers" thing too.
ThomasKDye about 10 years ago
She is also wise enough never to have been Peter Sissons.
kaykeyser about 10 years ago
Well at least we all learned some thing.
Though I do wounder what was the big Project Dana was working on that gave us those reruns most of February?
piloti about 10 years ago
I occasionally rode a horse to school, but a unicorn would have been lots more fun.
Madame Blue about 10 years ago
Antler envy!
Simon_Jester about 10 years ago
What do you mean, ‘SOMETIMES?’
Hag5000 about 10 years ago
“She is wise.” High praise from a unicorn.
Q4horse about 10 years ago
Humans may not have antlers, but they have manes that need constant attention, cutting, trimming, curling, combing, brushing, washing …
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Of course Phoebe.
Hag5000 about 10 years ago
Excellent.
bopard about 10 years ago
Oh,oh .Mom must be butting heads with Dad. MAR suggests magical application of antlers. Mom told MAR to butt out without being rude..PHE moving into the prime age for parents to be divorcing..I CAN’T BE READING THIS RIGHT! .MAR probably just glanced at Mom and applied unicorn logic.
bopard about 10 years ago
Mom has bed head.
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 10 years ago
There is an old tale goes that Herne the hunter,Sometime a keeper here in Windsor forest,Doth all the winter-time, at still midnight,Walk round about an oak, with great ragg’d horns;And there he blasts the tree and takes the cattleAnd makes milch-kine yield blood and shakes a chainIn a most hideous and dreadful manner:You have heard of such a spirit, and well you knowThe superstitious idle-headed eldReceived and did deliver to our ageThis tale of Herne the hunter for a truth.