Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2014

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 10 years ago

    A joke told years ago:Why are there no Boy Scout cookies?Nobody wants a cookie with BS on it.(Back then Girl Scout cookies had the letters “GS” on them.)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Reverse special….. buy three, you only have to take one.

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    Jonni  about 10 years ago

    Purple-Nurples were popular at camp…..to give but not to receive.

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 10 years ago

    Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts…

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    gcarlson  about 10 years ago

    In my day every Troop did its own thing except for Scoutarama tickets, which rather lost their value except as a tax deduction when we moved it from the high school fieldhouse to the mall. Today’s Boy Scouts all seem to sell popcorn in a growing array of versions (like the Buffalo Cheddar my wife only had one bowl of – she was thinking along the lines of water buffalo mozarella; the maker was thinking of hot wings).

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    A box of Jumbo Gut Bombs and two of those Tummy Ticklers….Oh, what the hey, throw in a couple of Face Stuffers, too…..

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    heatherjasper  about 10 years ago

    This sounds so much like the boys in my classes…

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