woman: " Does this make me look fat?"
He’ll be in trouble no matter what.
YES!
Of course not sweetie. Now just move from behind that big yellow bus and let me see your outfit.
Oh, yeah. I’ll bet you really hang “around” the house.
Maybe it’s the hippo you ate for lunch that makes you look fat.
It does sort of accentuate your neck, just a little.
She needs her own zip code.
Why it is okay to make fun of fat people? They don’t have feelings?
No, but it makes her legs look skinny.
If you value your life, don’t say anything.
Clinch your cheeks, and hope for the best and whisper no.
Ooops! too late.
Fat? Nothing makes you look fat except yourself dear.
So for tomorrow’s comic do we see the aftermath?
Yes
Yes.
My mother, while in her 40’s asked me, when in my teens, if she looked fat in a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. My thought was “Yes, and way too old.” I lied and said no since I didn’t want to spend the next week grounded to my room.
The shirts fine, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.
No, the shirt’s just smaller than you are.
The clothes never make you look fat. It is the fat that makes you look fat.
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finale about 10 years ago
He’ll be in trouble no matter what.
lindonc about 10 years ago
YES!
suellengillot about 10 years ago
Of course not sweetie. Now just move from behind that big yellow bus and let me see your outfit.
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
Oh, yeah. I’ll bet you really hang “around” the house.
PICTO about 10 years ago
Maybe it’s the hippo you ate for lunch that makes you look fat.
Toonerific about 10 years ago
It does sort of accentuate your neck, just a little.
e.groves about 10 years ago
She needs her own zip code.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member about 10 years ago
Why it is okay to make fun of fat people? They don’t have feelings?
Nortley about 10 years ago
No, but it makes her legs look skinny.
Huskies81 about 10 years ago
If you value your life, don’t say anything.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Clinch your cheeks, and hope for the best and whisper no.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Ooops! too late.
LingeeWhiz about 10 years ago
Fat? Nothing makes you look fat except yourself dear.
Perkycat about 10 years ago
So for tomorrow’s comic do we see the aftermath?
krnkoehler about 10 years ago
Yes
krnkoehler about 10 years ago
Yes.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 10 years ago
My mother, while in her 40’s asked me, when in my teens, if she looked fat in a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. My thought was “Yes, and way too old.” I lied and said no since I didn’t want to spend the next week grounded to my room.
DaveBNM about 10 years ago
The shirts fine, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.
Chris Sherlock about 10 years ago
No, the shirt’s just smaller than you are.
TIMH about 10 years ago
The clothes never make you look fat. It is the fat that makes you look fat.