Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 08, 2014

Despite the fact that nylon is a synthetic polymer, it is clearly organic. Ask any chemist. Do NOT ask a marketing guru for ‘All Natural Foods’.

They’re gluten free too!

Shorn by fair trade nylon ranchers from free range nylons.

And don"t get me started on all the poor little naugas that are slaughtered to make Naugahyde items. ;)

How many argyles had to die to make your sweater?

Is the name of the store Polly Esther’s…

And fat free.

Frank Zappa mentioned Naugahide in 1967.