Pat Oliphant for February 25, 2014

They’re not needed for the Olympics anymore, and it’s too late to boycott.

They should be more concerned about the dictator they wish for versus the dictator they have….

Tanks? You’re velcome. Don’t mention it. Really—don’t mention it or we’ll have to shoot you.

Tanks, for the memories.

Actually, the squeaking sound is the gas pipeline again being turned off.

Putin=tanks.

DrCanuck’s Little Sister: So, what’s your solution, partition at the Dnieper and lose most of the Black Sea vacation spas in the Crimea?

Nah, Galicians are hereditary Nazis. Waffen SS Halichina will rise again. Jews are leaving Ukraine in droves, while they still can.

Well said!