That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 21, 2014

First Magic 8 ball.

It going to hurt a little…..

Shucks! Let’s just go with chastity belt!

By the time he gets through all the silk and velvet and linen, it’ll betoo latee anyway….

“Now, after applying the number 6 foundation, try either the Mercury Blush or the Blue Lead lip gloss. If that doesn’t work, try a little flower in your cleavage.”

One size fits all.

I see a “Why would you do that?” moment.

http://www.themonolith.com/wp-content/uploads/why-would-you-do-that.jpg

I thought he only painted Men?

I thought he only painted Men?

No wonder your fingers hurt. The dope who sold you this bowling ball didn’t drill out the holes.

Enlarged image can be found here (along with a description), or at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Martha and Mary Magdalene (link shows painting’s Wikipedia page) is shown, with three different colorations, by its current-location page (mouse over the image there for enlargement, you can change the image by clicking a thumbnail below it).Read the warning here before loading this click-to-humongous image with that 2nd coloration. A different coloration, click-to-enlarge image, can be found here, along with a description.Another different coloration image can be found here, along with a description, and selected other works by the artist. His Wikipedia page and collection (many more under Subcategories at each level).Fourth, of the 6 works, by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

…and so you see, Mr. Helmet head doesn’t stand a chance.

Funny how the caption is diametrically opposite the artists intent. How wonderful that 2 revered women are again demeaned.

That is one painful looking diaphragm.

Here is another work by this artist.