Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 07, 2014

These guys are crying about spilt milk….what an udder crying shame.

What did chickens ever do to cows? At least now we know why they crossed the road…To get out of the cross fire….That’s right…I’m gonna milk it for all it’s worth…And I mean whole milk…The full 4% stuff!

They outnumber the steer, but they’re too chicken to attack.

I don’t blame them…. they’re small, and unarmed.

They’d have to create weapons from scratch…

That just seems like a Mad Cow, to me.

roll eyes, roll

Got milk?

Those chickens are too chicken to fight back.

Damn chickens!

The chickens could “shell” the cows but that would just be “egging” the cows on to further retaliation which would be “udderly” ridiculous!

Didn’t Frank Chu get in trouble over anudder joke like this? . . . ☻

This one is very like a “Far Side”, which is certainly something to crow about………..

I’d like to see eggcelent retaliation from the birds!

Not to worry. She’s firing milk duds.