Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2014

Perhaps I shouldn’t read this on an empty shot glass.

The elixir of truth.

Seriously, Bourbon?….Not Canadian? In Maine? They’re right there….

hand me my pal Jim Beam

NEVER finish a story on an empty shot glass.

Will tell tall tails for Jack!

Movie reference: The Hallelujah Trail.

Donald Plesence (sic) plays Oracle Jones a (semi)accurate soothsayer that needs whiskey to see his visions. “Aah, now I sees it!”

Alcohol needs notwithstanding, it looks like the story’s about to go downhill.

That would be the Vodka Vortex for me – with some orange juice.

What’s with the stupid dialect? It adds nothing to the strip. Just write in plain English.

Or as we always put it, “The first liar doesn’t stand a chance.”

Still haven’t decided which beer goes best with Frosted Mini Wheats.

I thought Flo’s place was a Diner not a bar.

Booze in a diner?

Imagination for a swig…..

Anything can happen in a comic. I do like listening to the old mans stories. I wonder where Wiley got them?

I am not anywhwere near drunk enough to be reading this…

@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?

@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?

@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?

If I were straight, I’d ask Flo to marry me.

Watch it Eddie: in vino veritas. You just might wind up telling the truth and blow your credibility all to Hades.

Next week Eddie will be appearing as Topper in Dilbert.

The cat is always on his shoulder Does it go to the bathroom there?.

just needs a little lubricant for the throat. Helps with the veracity of the story.