Doris had it up to here, apparently. And ’Edwin is once again out in the cold. The residents of Ballard are getting prickly, what with all the snow and all.
I fell asleep and I have to go to bed very soon…..but couldn’t somebody go over there and make sure Edwin gets inside the house before he freezes?
Hopefully he already did, and he and Doris are on their 3rd cup of coffee, laughing about the whole thing.But if not, he can come over to the Tiki for some pancakes and yak bacon.
Any of you guys got any pants that might fit him…no, not you, little monkeys…not even if you wore pants.
Oh.. OK… yeah, a couple of you could probably pick the lock. I’ll go with you….if Edwin’s inside we’ll just turn around…and if he’s outside we’ll either let him in or bring him back here.
Edwin will eventually get tired of such treatment. Now that I no longer have someone abusive like my X, I seldom find a reason to disagree about anything. If I did, I would never retaliate in a mean manner like Doris.
Edwin suddenly remembers why he made all those sneaky improvements to the Doghouse (located, quite conveniently, right around back of the Tiki Bar) – the Bark-a-lounger chair with heat and vibration, the gas fireplace, the big-screen TV, and (most important) the secret stash of donuts and Snapple.
Susan, I want a band-aid! I want the flowered one! Oh, please, oh please, oh please… I want it on my hand! No, my face! My knee! Can I have three?
Fun! And seriously about coordinating scarves – I was planning for my tri-mesterly visit to the doctor tomorrow to wear a warm scarf or something (because the AC in his office can increase my BP if it makes me shiver even a little). I hope to show my doctor that my change in situation is good for my health. And I always co-ordinate all my clothing – including extra jackets/wraps/scarves.
I would like to continue with Dr. Peter’s monitoring my health (even tho’ he’d like me to be entirely vegan like him and his receptionist). I had my 3rd RB sandwich today (because I have to make use of the package while it is still rare) but my weight is remaining constant and I still workout at least every other day.
I have been experimenting with various products for a drink after my evening meal and vitamins. Tonight I tried the various rums that I have, since my guy likes rum after his fave. I was surprised at which ones were better.
GoComics likes to ignore the < p > lately. PLEASE imagine that there IS a paragraph break with each of the 2 incomplete lines in my prior comment. Good night!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Doris had it up to here, apparently. And ’Edwin is once again out in the cold. The residents of Ballard are getting prickly, what with all the snow and all.
Twinkly lights about 10 years ago
This seems to happen fairly often to people on Ballard Street!
Feel better soon Stel!
Plods with ...™ about 10 years ago
Good advice.
SwimsWithSharks about 10 years ago
With sudden circumspection, he realized wife #3 wasn’t so bad compared to this new girl.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
I fell asleep and I have to go to bed very soon…..but couldn’t somebody go over there and make sure Edwin gets inside the house before he freezes?
Hopefully he already did, and he and Doris are on their 3rd cup of coffee, laughing about the whole thing.But if not, he can come over to the Tiki for some pancakes and yak bacon.
Any of you guys got any pants that might fit him…no, not you, little monkeys…not even if you wore pants.
Oh.. OK… yeah, a couple of you could probably pick the lock. I’ll go with you….if Edwin’s inside we’ll just turn around…and if he’s outside we’ll either let him in or bring him back here.
Then I gotta go home.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Before we go…. a couple of things from yesterday…..Hi Shika… nice to see you back.
Dogsniff … I dunno why your late night posts sometimes don’t show up for me till morning.
You commented in between my posts but even though I refreshed I never saw it till today.
And Essex…. I’m so sorry…I didn’t mean to….
Here you go….Hope these help!
Stel…. I’ll get you some too.
Yeah yeah, I know… totally different problem….
but just ask any 4 year old about the healing power of a band-aid.Good for what ails ya.
These are pretty…
…or do you want the kind the little monkeys love (they’re what I use, of course.)
No little guy, you don’t need a band-aid.There are for Stel!
vldazzle about 10 years ago
Edwin will eventually get tired of such treatment. Now that I no longer have someone abusive like my X, I seldom find a reason to disagree about anything. If I did, I would never retaliate in a mean manner like Doris.
T_Lexi about 10 years ago
Edwin suddenly remembers why he made all those sneaky improvements to the Doghouse (located, quite conveniently, right around back of the Tiki Bar) – the Bark-a-lounger chair with heat and vibration, the gas fireplace, the big-screen TV, and (most important) the secret stash of donuts and Snapple.
Susan, I want a band-aid! I want the flowered one! Oh, please, oh please, oh please… I want it on my hand! No, my face! My knee! Can I have three?
Storm F-1/4 about 10 years ago
I like to argue with people on top of the weather vane on top of the lighthouse. They get the point pretty darn quick!
Happy, happy, happy!!! about 10 years ago
Rule #1 of wining an argument with your wife.You won’t…
pcolli about 10 years ago
Is anyone else having problems with Firefox?
pcolli about 10 years ago
You know where you stand with a snake…. well, a constrictor, anyway.
pcolli about 10 years ago
So, where will your travels take you next?
pcolli about 10 years ago
Open up, pal.
Happy, happy, happy!!! about 10 years ago
Just don’t be to much of a stranger.Your one-liners are as good as anyone’s longer stories…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
We’re having a convalescence party for Stel on Citizen Dog! Come on over!
StelBel about 10 years ago
You could probably plan on at least a couple of weeks at Ballard General!
you know what I mean, mister!
Happy, happy, happy!!! about 10 years ago
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
StelBel about 10 years ago
Hah! Ralph I. Peterson (“Bud”): so that’s what happened to him! The only thing he’ll be pushing now is daisies…
Happy, happy, happy!!! about 10 years ago
Night all…
vldazzle about 10 years ago
Fun! And seriously about coordinating scarves – I was planning for my tri-mesterly visit to the doctor tomorrow to wear a warm scarf or something (because the AC in his office can increase my BP if it makes me shiver even a little). I hope to show my doctor that my change in situation is good for my health. And I always co-ordinate all my clothing – including extra jackets/wraps/scarves.
I would like to continue with Dr. Peter’s monitoring my health (even tho’ he’d like me to be entirely vegan like him and his receptionist). I had my 3rd RB sandwich today (because I have to make use of the package while it is still rare) but my weight is remaining constant and I still workout at least every other day.
I have been experimenting with various products for a drink after my evening meal and vitamins. Tonight I tried the various rums that I have, since my guy likes rum after his fave. I was surprised at which ones were better.
vldazzle about 10 years ago
GoComics likes to ignore the < p > lately. PLEASE imagine that there IS a paragraph break with each of the 2 incomplete lines in my prior comment. Good night!
Tigressy 2 months ago
A well-lit place filled with dark characters.
https://cleoandcompany.Net/february-19-2024/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!