Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 2014

Calvin has pushed Miss Wormwood over to the dark side.

Can’t be entirely in Calvin’s imagination- Wormy doesn’t appear to have changed all that much as she adds fuel to the fire!

Mrs Darth-Vader

Will Calvin survive this?

Run, Calvin, run before it’s … too late.

We just knew there was something strange about her.

It’s all a figment of your runaway imagination

Ah, 8th grade social studies. It all comes back to me now…

Never a dull moment!

and Alien…………….? Most of my were probably in league with the Devil

Don’t read this… I’m just reminiscing. I had a good education, I think, but the absolute worst was to have relatives as teachers! My aunt taught English, my uncle taught math. Worse yet? My grandmother ran a boarding house for teachers, and many of my teachers lived there. They loved to use me for an example for everything. I couldn’t get away with anything. Small town, too…. I never stood a chance.

And she has some gall, too.

Mine wasn’t a relative. She was a substitute who was a friend of my mother’s. Tall, sweet, kind of dorky. She walked into the classroom, sat behind the teacher’s desk and looked around. When her eyes locked on mine and she smiled I knew what was coming. It was like waiting for an incoming ICBM in slow motion as she perked up, smiled wider and wished me good morning by name as if we were best buddies.

And you’ve just realised that she’s an alien NOW, Calvin?

LOL xxx

I suspect this going to turn out to be a dream, and Calvin’s “logical” explanation as to why he didn’t do his homework.

por que en PORTUGUESSS!!!!! ):

Calvin discovers (he always suspected it) that his teacher is Apsinthos.

No, that’d be in 3rd grade, Ms. Edelson is from one of the moons of Jupiter.