Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 16, 2014
March 15, 2014
March 17, 2014
Transcript:
F&E Produce Frank: I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ernest: Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! Frank: That card shark bought some fruit. Ernest: Two pears, I'll bet! Frank: A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. Ernest: He needs leeks! Frank: And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. Ernest: They asked for a celery hike, eh? Frank: I think the customers are the best part of this job. Ernest: Yeah, you never know who will turnip!
TREEINTHEWIND about 10 years ago
Yule never guess who came in looking for an appl to help him plant cold weather veggies for his crew of toying around workers so they don’t get a vitamin C deficiency during the short summer months……………………
TREEINTHEWIND about 10 years ago
And a NSA op was in looking for potatoes with big eyes to plant around…………..
NoCents about 10 years ago
Lettuce not get carried away with this.
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
“And a sailor with a pipe came in mumbling something…”“Don’t tell me! ‘I yam what I yam?’”
Chris Sherlock about 10 years ago
They decided to pepper us with food puns today.
InTraining about 10 years ago
and the Green Giant surprised everyone when he took…a pea….
bobnewstead85253 about 10 years ago
There`s shift of whit
ozkanga about 10 years ago
They’re only short puns – we should call them punnets
bmonk about 10 years ago
I hope they don’t get into a rhubarb over the rotten vegetable puns.
kitsober about 10 years ago
Olive them always. Orange you wonderful.