Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 02, 2014

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    watmiwori  about 10 years ago

    Is all this Homer shtick Cap’n Eddie in a nother life?

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    Ida No  about 10 years ago

    The worst kind! Wolf sorcerers! With pointy sticks!

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    unnormal  about 10 years ago

    “. . . a separate story thread.” .. . . yet they do seem related, somehow.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Is Homer made of wood?

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    This has always been a source spot for me……

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    No, Dude, the peasants aren’t revolting, Saturday was bath night…They’re just shiny happy people holding hands, today…….

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    wat, Dor, I think tall tales are fun….What would you rather have Miller do?…..

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    puddlesplatt  about 10 years ago

    Lover to all, makes better sense.

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    dabugger  about 10 years ago

    I pass…

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    erebrannor  about 10 years ago

    Thing is, Cap’n Eddie stories have a habit of being true. For instance one of his previous arctic tales ended with everyone looking at him like “yeah, right” until they noticed the polar bear on one of the bar stools…Or the story of how the apes on Mars came to worship him. Lars confirmed that one (or maybe Danae and Jeffery saw the statues of Cap’n Eddie on Mars first and then asked Eddie about them after they got back to Earth, I can’t remember).

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    jeffbacon12357  about 10 years ago

    With all the great stuff here day after day, Homer’s one of my favorites. Look forward to it every Sunday.

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    Caddy57  about 10 years ago

    Sorcery , of the worst possible kind…..out sourcing to the wolves…I hope the payment is reasonable…..toss the dogs a bone …..preferably not a leg bone or an arm bone!

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    dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Lying!? LYING??!! Those are TALL TALES, meant to be enjoyed, admired even, not believed!!

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    dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I LOVE this story line. It’s like the movie serials from the ’30s and ’40s, except the segues are better!

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    Space_cat  about 10 years ago

    Sorcery: How the IRS figures out taxes.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 10 years ago

    Talk softly and carry a friendly wolf pack.

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    dzw3030  about 10 years ago

    Homer reincarnated as Baron Munchausen and even later as Ross, the owner and sales guy for Ross motors in Orlando, Fla.

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    reynard61  about 10 years ago

    Nabuquduriuzhur said: “Even if someone got convinced somehow, why would sorcery bother them? It was commonplace in different cults. Sorcery was synonymous with drugs (back then the drugs were pot, henbane, various halucinagens, etc.)”

    It was a political thing. Most of the “sorcery” practiced by the cults of that period (divination, fertility rites, weather prediction/control, etc.) was practiced by cults approved of by and in the name of the Emperor. All other sorcery was considered dangerous because it wasn’t being controlled under the authority of the Empire. It’s pretty much the same story as the practice of witchcraft a few centuries later. The Church had it’s approved “sorcery” (miracles) and rites (Mass, Vespers, etc.), but persecuted the hell out of anyone else (see what I did there?) who dared to try to out-magic them.

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    vwdualnomand  about 10 years ago

    some religious people still believe in sorcery, but they use microwave ovens. they also believe the earth is flat, but fly on vacation. they believe evolution is from the pits of hell, but get flu shots every year.

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