Do I foresee a leap of faith in about 15 feet? (Oh, and it’s rumored that the secret ingredient in Vern’s Home-Made Chile is actually a dash of “dirty feet”)
“I don’t know why all these politicians keep claiming to be the middle-of-the-road candidate. There’s nothing in the middle of the road except yellow paint and dead armadillos.” Jim Hightower
cheap_day_return about 10 years ago
On Dead Man’s Curve, no less!
jack fairbanks about 10 years ago
Do I foresee a leap of faith in about 15 feet? (Oh, and it’s rumored that the secret ingredient in Vern’s Home-Made Chile is actually a dash of “dirty feet”)
Remnant about 10 years ago
Vern made a country?
pschearer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the armadillo it could be done.
Bob Blumenfeld about 10 years ago
Wrong “chile”. That’s the country. Should be “chili.”
Then again, maybe armadillos are illiterate.
jtviper7 about 10 years ago
Armadillos are called ‘Texas speed bumps’…
hippogriff about 10 years ago
“I don’t know why all these politicians keep claiming to be the middle-of-the-road candidate. There’s nothing in the middle of the road except yellow paint and dead armadillos.” Jim Hightower
yimhere about 10 years ago
The opossum and squirrel “dashes” don’t fair much better – whether it’s chili or chile….