Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 22, 2014

Watch it Wiz thats weird sounding ingredients.

Personally, I always get up before the crack of noon.

Early to rise and early to bedMakes a shrike healthy, wealthy, and dead. -———-Apologies to James Thurber

Aren’t those among the same ingredients in most of the processed foods today?

will he sell that, I could use some

What in the world is guarana?

I really liked guarana soda in Brasil(beats guano soup any day of the week)

Wiz looks nice in his nightshirt and cap eh??!!!!!!!!!!!

He should have said, “That’s the spirit.”