Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 25, 2014

You’re never alone with a schizophrenic.

He’s disappointed. I thought he’d be beside himself.

Depends—did he order two things ? One thing, one check. Two things, two checks. Roz.

I don’t know. Let me ask.

Roz doesn’t care… now she can charge twice, one will pay!

put the tax on a separate check please

Demand multiple tips.

but he gets the answers he wants that way

Wait a few minutes and he’ll be Earnest.

If you talk to yourself, that’s fine. When you start answering yourself…………

That shrink is for the birds.

Oh Roz you area riot. Yes you must have multiple personalities and they fit into you fat body.

Snerk!