Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 14, 2014

You know what that means.

To have sex every night?

Actually, to discuss the Fed’s monetary policy.

Yes, quality over quantity is always best. So happy I have both. ;-)

Heh, no wonder I didn’t get it at first. I thought she said “I TRIED again”.

You gave it your best shot

It’s GOOD to have goals. ;-)

another resolution bites the dusty

As they say, “Arlo may not be as good as he once was but he’s as good once as he ever was.”

It should be “feel bad.” Feel badly means you are not good at feeling bad.

The stages of a man’s sex life…“tri-weekly”; “try weekly”; and “try, weakly” .

I also resolve not to go to bed early but that lasted 2 days….that is what they’re talking about isn’t it…?

I don’t know. Janis says that she is tired AGAIN. My take is that they’re 0-for-2014. Hope, I’m wrong, A&J used to be the randiest couple in the funny pages, back when I read the funny pages.

je40, “we bad we bad,” Gene Wilder in prison in some movie or other

I could but apparently my wife can’t.

JJ frustrating censors again with his subtle wit.

So they had sex every night for 2 weeks? That’s pretty good for an old married couple.

What they used to do all night long, it now takes them all night long to do.

I don’t know, if she hadn’t used the word again, I would get it. So, I agree with Belcherman, it does sounds a lot like they haven’t, yet this year….That would be the joke…Unless the night before was the only time they didn’t….That might make sense….

Every night would be pretty unlikely for nearly any couple over about age 40, or even for younger folks if they also have young kids. Or, some might be “able” to do it— physically— but not really enjoy it that much, if it felt like an obligation!

I’m surprised they made it this far! 8^ )