Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 06, 2014

Oh Dakota Your just barely putting up with how weird your life has been since you met Phoebe and her unicorn aren’’t you?

maybe she misses her magical hair

@dana a little autobiographical? because you got me to a t at that age

I see the snow melted faster than Dakota’s attitude.

I can almost hear Dakot’s thoughts in panel 3:

“Friend Chart? Frenemy? Check IN? Walk away, girl…just waaaaalk away.”

I think I’m on Dakotas side on this one.Friends are friends. Period.

“Whatever” Dakota said.

As a straight male adult, I find it all rather strange, but I know plenty of teenage girls who obsess over the Periodic Table of Relationships, and I’ve heard that gay teenage boys do the same, at least in hothouse environments like British boarding schools. (And I remember Dorothy L. Sayers remarking at one point how strange it was that men would be friends with other men even when they had only one thing in common.)

I suppose Dakota could have given her the old BLART…

Dakota hasn’t tweeted anything on twitter lately either.

Main Frenemy O.o