JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Crunchy: I dont appreciate the way you've stolen my best friend, Joe. Joe: Crunchy, thats ridiculous. Your dog loves you more than anybody! Ive only seen him once or twice. Crunchy: whenever I talk behind your back he growls.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Crunchy is accusing a fellow cop of stealing… that’s pretty “off the cuff” !….Or it could lead to fisti cuffs !….
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
. . . or HANDcuffs, if Crunchy trumps up a charge!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
Have you really stolen something if you didn’t take it?-Joe didn’t take the dog’s affection, the dog gave Joe his affection.-Still, it is always a shame when you can’t talk about people behind their backs without getting growled at.
gcarlson over 10 years ago
There’s a story of a lawyer questioning a cop on the stand about why he’d trust another cop with his life, but lock his locker at work. The cop replied, “Well, sir, we sometimes have lawyers walking through the locker room.”