Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 04, 2014
January 03, 2014
January 05, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're here at the top of my friend chart below you, there are categories. There's Sue, my best long-distance friend... Sam, my unattainable friend.. Max, my friend who's a boy but not my boyfriend, and Dakota, my fremeny. Marigold: I stopped listening after the part about me. Phoebe: That's the relevant part.
silverfingers over 10 years ago
… So, as we can see in the organigram, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is the CEO of “Phoebe’s Friends” a non-lucrative organization founded about two years ago. Now, If you’ll bear with me for a moment, I will show you how this this venture was founded…
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Shouldn’t Dakota be in a different category?
kaykeyser over 10 years ago
But were do you put the younger girl who idealizes you and threw her shoes that one time and accused you of taking her ball, the goblins, Flow, Todd, Lord, Becky the Phoenix , the answer fairy, your music teacher, the magic spageti that used to be super fun cool magic hair, your parents, and the rest?
HumanAdventure over 10 years ago
THERE’S A CRUCIAL SEMANTIC DIFFERENCE!
Happy, happy, happy!!! over 10 years ago
Friends are friends. That’s all.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
Good friends come and go but unicorns go on forever.
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Marigold makes being vain an art form.
Me3000 over 10 years ago
Marigold is so vain, she probably thinks this comic is about her…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.