The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 25, 2014

anyone found hanging around here at night, will be found HANGING around here in the morning.

And defense lawyers will have their appeals denied.

as in personally violated…

Sin, sin, everywhere a sin. Do this, do that…

can we please have one day without all the barbed comments

give me land… lots of land… don’t fence me in…

“Prosecutors” doesn’t work, though. It would have to be “Violators will be violated.”

Why would anyone want to put ball points in jail?

not only Prosecutors will be violated I’d imagine…I’ve never seen so few a words on such a long sentence.

which side of the fence or you on?

maybe they should have said trespassers will be violated

Prosecutors are who landed the criminals in there. Most clever lawyer joke ever!

There once, in a state penitentiary,Was a con who was in for a century.Prosecutors deniedParole cuz he lied.Now the con wants to be violationary.

I only came here for the concert, tina.