The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 13, 2014

Looks like a firm hand is required in such a pressing matter.

It’s not all it’s cut out to be.

Good film… it doesn’t sugarcoat the truth, or try to spice it up…. it shows what really happens on the cookie sheets, without raisin eyebrows.

For an educational release, it made a surprising amount of dough.

Those kids may be giggling when it’s rolling, but at least, nobody wants to cut THAT class… not even those ginger-haired triplets.

“How long is this film?”“It’ll run as fast as it can.”

And the hand would be that of God

it seems innocent, but the dough is still getting deflowered

One in the “oven”.

Wait till they cover the STD class.

Once the Shrek series ended, Gingy had to take work as a junior high school teacher.

It was a thoroughly kneaded course, which was—unfortunately—a little dry and flat on delivery.

How much did they save by combining Home Economics and Biology classes?

Cutting edge humor

Heeeheeee. Too cute to refrain from giggling.

Alright, cut it out!!