Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 13, 2014

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    I was Dorothy’s bodyguard.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  over 10 years ago

    I once played a scarecrow in a movie about how to keep the crows out of the corn………. that was just a short term thing… but I never got around very much……………. I can stand around for hours on end and look mean ………….

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    2252895  over 10 years ago

    Thought about making a sarcastic comment about the NSA but better not, they will be reading this.

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    Reality,really?  over 10 years ago

    I can sing and dance. Oh but fire duty is really a problem for me.

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    “Boo! Scat!”

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    paul brians  over 10 years ago

    I think this is just _a_scarecrow, not _the_Scarecrow. His experience is guarding a field from crows.

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    “The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”“Uh, that’s wrong. It’s ‘the sum of the squares of the two legs of any right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuse’(longest side).”“Well, I’m a scarecrow. What do I know?”

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    bmonk  over 10 years ago

    If he had half a brain, he’d find a good way to answer that.

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