Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2014

Gotta admit I like munchin’ on fried pork rinds, so I suppose turnabout is fair play… sort of…

You’ve been shifted from assets to consumables.

This is how you Manage your Human Resources… you don’t have to feel that this is a person (as in Personnel) it (the male or female) is just a thing that we can throw away when it is convenient. *“Thanks for your service and labor and extra effort but we don’t need you any more so go away and starve with your family or whatever.”

And this is how Purina got a head start in the dog-eat-dog world of animal chow..

“When life hands you lemons, you squeeze them back into life’s eyes!”[ Nicole Waterson ]

I want to hauck up a big loogie for Signora Spietato!

Mason Verger approvesMmmm…Bacon!

No, he was a shepherd. No need to be sheepish about your mistake, though; it’s a long, drawn-out story told somewhat haltingly, and if one forgets a detail now and then, one can be forgiven.

such crap

Is this Homer thing going to be over soon? I haven’t found it funny at all.

Rendered unto Caesar.Soylent Green by any other name.

I read this and certain other strips because they are engaging and clever. “Funny” is optional.

That was how Belle Guiness got rid of the bodies.

N.Y. Hotelier?

Pigs are eaten by people, sometimes after they’ve eaten people.Mmm, new Bacon-Flavored Soylent Green!

It appears that Corporate America’s opinion of their employees hasn’t changed in the last few thousand years. And here I thought that it was only in the last 30 years that a hard-working, loyal employee came to be reduced to a line item on their P/L statements, firmly placed in the expense column, which translates to expendable.

shades of Hotel California…..you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave…………

I thought working at WallyWorld was a retirement plan.

I think corporate execs would prefer feeding us to pigs rather than letting us go; the former doesn’t require a severance package.

Oh, that’s a good one, sand!

I think the Homer storyline is intriguing. Goes into depth, is fraught, and stuff.

This woman is downright ugly. She reminds me of my 6th grade teacher who was a worthless piece of garbage.

@ asharah: Not quite. Belle Gunness apparently buried some of her victims in her pig-sty after putting them in large shipping trunks.

And I’m paid less at the same time!Win-win!

Don’t they know the penalty for selling a Roman citizen into slavery is to be trampled by an elephant..IN HEAT!

Soylent Green IS people!

We’ve all been fed to the pigs — and yes, working for WalMart IS the retirement plan. It’s the entry level, family support, and retirement plan all rolled into one — AND you can collect food stamps all the while.