FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 22, 2014

“Four inches Private Pyle!” -Gunny Hartman

I think it went over by four inches

Sir Issac Newton would not have approved.

And Jason is oblivious to the fact that Paige isn’t amused by him almost hitting her with a toy car.

“Fourteen,” eh? The target audience for “Seventeen” is younger than 17, but Paige really is 14….

Hot Wheels had too MUCH hot wheels.

That ramp has to be lowered by a block.