FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 11, 2014
January 10, 2014
January 13, 2014
Transcript:
Peter: What's that? Andy: My mothers against gory games membership kit. I'm joining the battle against gratuitous killings and violence in the video games you kids play. Have you heard about this awful new "Vice City" game?! Peter: I've been begging for it since October. Andy: Well, from now on there will be only MAGG-approved games played in this house. Jason: "Nice City"?? Peter: Shoot. Hit reset. I stepped on an ant.
Zero-Gabriel over 10 years ago
Seriously…?
Willie C over 10 years ago
It does make you wonder with GTA 5 how many times can you hit a woman?
Retired Dude over 10 years ago
Here’s an idea for the most realistic shoot ‘em up game ever invented:When the player gets killed he’s dead and the game stops working.
wndrwrthg over 10 years ago
More than if you had stepped on a single mecium.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Yuck! This isn’t going to end well for anyone.
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
2, one for each mecium. (kidding, of course)
Zero-Gabriel over 10 years ago
@Peter+Jason
Here’s a thought… See if there are ‘cheat codes’, and if there are some, activate the ‘Infinite Lives’ (or HP) and start rampaging through the game and see what your lowest score is in the negatives number.
On the other hand, if there aren’t any cheat codes… Jason should be smart enough to ‘Mod’ and manipulate the game’s graphics and parameters and get some Gory satisfaction.
@Andy
IN YOUR FACE ANDY, IN YOUR FACE… … …!!!!
Bibleman2002 over 8 years ago
That’s how the Soccer moms movement got started
Hope you got enough money for a lawyer because that MAGG is gonna get sued by every adult that has teenage kids that play that game and they don’t care how violent it is (Remember Duke Nukem?)
Captain Charlie almost 7 years ago
Please tell me Super Mario Bros is approved by MAGG