WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 22, 2014

“And the sentence was juuuuust right!”….

The irony is, if the bed is too hard in jail, or the porridge is too cold, or if her chair isn’t comfy enough, they’ll say: “Tough Cookies!”….

she got off light i got two years

She’ll have to learn to get by with the bear essentials…

I always thought that the bears should have eaten her.

about time

and she didn’t even flush the toilet!

What papa and mama bear didn’t know was that Baby invited her over and is scared to let his parents know about it.

When fairy tales meet real life…

@pcolliThey did. You must have had the PC, Disney-esque version.

I never understood that story. So Goldilocks went into the bear’s home, not the other way around?

Of course it’s a fairy tale. People going into bears homes don’t come out alive.

They heard about the Three Little Pigs’ home invasion and weren’t taking any chances.

Where were the cops when Flo wandered in?(Commercial reference)

She should consider herself lucky.In Texas she would be chalk line on the floor entering most houses around here.And only six weeks. You will sit in jail in Texas for that long before you get to court.

Shouldn’t there be a burglary charge? She did eat the porridge.

And then they chopped Goldilocks into three pieces. A big one, a medium one, and a little piece and then the bears dipped their peices in their porridge and ate and everyone lived happily ever after.

dang.