Monty by Jim Meddick for January 11, 2014
January 10, 2014
January 12, 2014
Transcript:
Monty! You're back!... And the Jekyll potion wore off! What happened?! I stayed up til 2:30 waiting for you, but you didn't even call! I... I don't know what happened... I have no memory at all of what transpired last night!... All I know is when I woke this morning, I was wearing roller blades, clutching a badminton racket and lying in aisle three of JC Penney's intimate apparel department...
tattooedcyberidiot over 10 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time I…
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Knowing Monty, it won’t be as interesting as this scenario makes it sound. lol
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Egad! What a night it must have been!—In your mind, Monty! Monty Hyde was a bit of a dud, if truth be known. But at least you’ll have a good story to tell Moondog and Gretchen….
frumdebang over 10 years ago
Even given the roller blades and badminton racket, JC Penney was thrilled to actually have someone come into the store.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Oh, you were quite naughty! You should be severely um… scolded.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Better this way – Ralph would have made a mess!
Ryan Plut over 10 years ago
The Hangover, part IV.
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
That’s just code for “underwear”,cowboy.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes, but I didn’t know it was arranged in numbered “aisles”. I always thought it was just racks of stuff too packed together to fit anything resembling a shopping cart or bag through.