The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 02, 2014

Hmmmm. Top Cat, Two of the three members of ZZ Top, don’t know the other guy…. Maybe a Top-less beach would be a better idea, although the band could stick around.

Carrot Top, the Hand Bag was Howie Mandel

other guy is Carrot Top

I was away last night so please forgive me if I am a little late in wishing a very happy new year to all comics lovers!

On a need to know basis….Carrot Top and I have a perfect understanding of the Universe. He doesn’t know me and until I Google’d it, I didn’t know him.

I thought everyone here would be trying to top each other.

I’ve never seen a beach with a top on it. ???

TOP THIS!

Now that brings back memories of the late great James Cagney.

Carrot top I agree with, but T.C.? You may as well add Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, and James May. (Or two out of three of them! ;^)

They should have a top sign there.

sTOP

Katz with the dreidels.

Top o’ the mornin’ te ya.

maybe they’re at the circus (big top)

Actually, in my opinion you can’t top a nude beach.

That’s like the Lenny Bruce joke that he was going to ruin Mort Sahl’s career by making sure Mort could never pick up that day’s newspaper. He’d make sure that Mort could only find newspapers that were years old. (FYI Mort’s routine consisted largely of riffing on stories from that day’s newspaper)

Cosmo Topper couldn´t be here, he is in france.