Christopher! You've been gone for four years, and according to this, you've only traveled 11 inches. Some explorer you are! Columbus visits his mother.
What’s even worse is that Columbus wasn’t even REALLY the first to discover the Americas either (according to reports, he wasn’t even the one to get to declare “land ahoy” during the voyage), he just stole all the credit.
What I want to know is where his mother got that globe. It’s surprisingly up to date for the day.
There was a reason. He was traveling the baseball route and he was going the second and third base route. There was a short stop in the middle of the trip.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
She’s just mad because he didn’t bring her anything from the gift shop…..
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
What’s even worse is that Columbus wasn’t even REALLY the first to discover the Americas either (according to reports, he wasn’t even the one to get to declare “land ahoy” during the voyage), he just stole all the credit.
What I want to know is where his mother got that globe. It’s surprisingly up to date for the day.
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
Does she suffer from in continents?
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
There was a reason. He was traveling the baseball route and he was going the second and third base route. There was a short stop in the middle of the trip.
charliebrown221 almost 10 years ago
I bet she can’t see anything out of those glasses—you can’t even see her eyes through them!!!