Pickles by Brian Crane for December 27, 2013

Or worse!

That’s how you know that you are having a bad day!

What, the pain of sprain didn’t stay mainly in the brain?

Lmao!

Working on his wiggle, he sprung a leak.

: D Big loud laugh!

Been there and done that, Nelson… but, thankfully, not recently.

It is generic………no……wait………genetic.

Better check your back door…

I read recently that it has been discovered that “everybody” is born with the ability to wiggle their ears, but if is not realized in the first year or so, the skill (?) is lost. I wonder how much that study cost?

WOW! You are a person of many talents!

My son can’t wiggle his ears, but he can raise one eyebrow, which the rest of the family can’t do. I can curl my tongue. Different talents in our family.

Aye!, An ’e’s jest a wee li’l fart a’ that!!!

Strain not stain, dummy!

I hate it when that happens!

Ewwww!

I don’t have many talents unfortunately.

xxx

Wiggling your ears, as a talent, can be overrated..Licking your eyebrows..Now that’s entertainment!

That is how grandpa did, too!

Think how empty our lives would be without her and Susan Newsom.RECANT before it’s too late.(actually, Susan N has some good features, so I imagine milania does too, we just haven’t dug deeply enough yet.)-Oh, and I can move my little toe independently from the other toes, try it and see if you can do it too.It is a wonderful talent.

“Some peoples genetics are defective.”-“Only parts, some have it worse than others.”--And some defects we come to not be bothered by. For example, white skin is caused by a genetic defect.It’s not as pretty as darker skin, but does a better job of producing scarce vitamin in upper latitudes.

Wrong muscles, Nelson.