"Last year, I totally copped out and hired 130 paperboys to deliver the toys while I played poker with the elves."
That would explain the toys in my bushes.
Those kids not only did a lousy job; one knocked on my door, asking for a Christmas bonus.
OH, THAT"S why my gift came wrapped in the Daily News!
August 21, 2015
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
That would explain the toys in my bushes.
J Short over 10 years ago
Those kids not only did a lousy job; one knocked on my door, asking for a Christmas bonus.
Poollady over 10 years ago
OH, THAT"S why my gift came wrapped in the Daily News!