Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 31, 2013

He’s too cheap for her.

Guess who’s coming to dinner?

He may be loaded but he’s not in the same glass.

So what is he supposed to be?

So size does matter :)

“A box of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou…

What a blockhead! She’ll be whining about him any day now…

Isn’t he a little young for you….?

This has aged her parents a few extra years.But at least they were polite and didn’t pop their corks.

But when he is empty, he decomposes.

He has shatter proof personality

Think inside the box.

“He’s a boxer…”

He’s a boxer…

yeh, but when he’s empty she’ll just toss him up on the slag heap along with all her other discards

Yeah, once she’s squeezed him to the dregs, she’ll be looking for a new flavour of the month.

Wine they have kids she’ll have something to grape about, and he’ll be spouting off. Hopefully the lawyers won’t be pouring over her living spill after he cracks her glass.

No accounting for tastes; he must have other hidden attributes.

Look at her expression. She’s making her parents squirm and loving it. She’s only with him to bug her parents. Typical.

This is what happens when you think outside the box

He’s got them boxed in . . .