Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2013

Tadpoles dot gorp?

And thus the saying….if you want a prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads…..or frogs in this case.

Grok… hey ladies we’re all princes… you just have your expectations set way to high…

Warts coming up.

I am reminded of a joke which Little Jimmy Dickens tells. It seems he was taking a walk one morning when a frog caught his attention. The frog explained that she was a beautiful young woman until an evil wizard had cast a spell that turned her into a frog, that only a kiss from a gentleman could break the spell, and she would be most grateful if he would do the honors.

Little Jimmy then picked up the frog, stuck it in the pocket of his overalls, and continued walking. The frog intoned in a sultry voice, “Just think of all the fun we can have!”

He replied, “Well, at my age, I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”

This is a super idea.

From kissed to sautéed…

Isn’t that what women do anyway?

Let me guess…..Her name’s Ann…. Ann Phibian…….

Don’t kiss the tadpoles! They’re under-age!

BTW, that’s not Victoria flingin’ the frog, I hope….

Frogs have high standards, you know.

wiley comes up with another good one!

maybe they are not holding their lips right. that or they are kissing the wrong body part.

I really wanted to share this particular comic on FaceBook. I was allowed to post a comment but it posted the previous day. Is there no way to like and post the current comic. Most other comic post the day you select.

just great!

This is what happens when you lick a toad that excrets psychotropic poison….That and she forgot that you have to be a princess to make it work….

Really now, that is not the species for the prince charming bit….a sad froggy day…..

" Someday My Prince Will Come "

Lip smackin’ good …. for the the frogs?

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! The BEST cartoon EVER, and my thoughts, exactly!

I don’t think the Frogs are enjoying that particular activity.

@Varnes: You get the bad pun of the day award “GROAN”

Uggg Poor froggies. Bet they hate that.

Betcha she’s right about the website thing, too.

No, they’re just wasting their time. There are no more ‘princes’. There are only persons interested in their own careers and selves, and secondarily a significant other on occassion.

I think you mean ‘Misogyny, thy name is Everyman’

@ Night-Gaunt49: Everything anyone needs to know about warts. (I suppose that one could theoretically, if not otherwise exposed, catch the HPV from a toad’s skin by licking or kissing it; but, no, toads don’t intrinsically cause warts.)

At my age, all the good men are either married or gay, so frogs might be a good bet.

Might I suggest….buying stock in Compound W wart remover…or at least a couple cases of the stuff,just to be on the safe side?

Forget the snobbish prince and get a regular Joe with a good heart that adores you.

Much, M U C H more in your favor…