Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 28, 2013

In order to qualify, you can’t actually need it.

And you need to be a part of Obamacare.

Promise to vote Democrat. It beats working!

Become a Republican and become part of a corporation – they get the biggest handouts. But you have to promise to kick back a bunch to your congressman first.

I wonder if Bill and Eric anti-en-Teitel-ment-Baum steal their mother’s social security checks . . .

Have another beer, assuming your lord and savior Obama will allow it.