Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for December 23, 2013

Get rid of ’em, Slim…FAST.

Like a Dutch oven? A play on “Dutch Uncle” perhaps, but it’s too clever for this old guy.

I don’t think Slim Fast will help this situation. It might make Slim move faster. The only thing that will help Slim’s waistline is for Slim to fast.

I don’t think Slim Fast will help this situation. It might make Slim move faster. The only thing that will help Slim’s waistline is for Slim to fast.

It got a laugh out of me. I frequently use my cast iron Dutch oven, so I understand where Rudolph is coming from.

@ algancho38, Good one!

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