Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 13, 2013

Squatters can’t be choosers…………hurry up and fix some supper……..we’re tired and hungry………we already washed our hands………..then we’ll be in better moods………it’s better than dullsville………..

ha! the shoes on the other foot! how does that feel??

George Carlin: The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that’s all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He’s always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn’t use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn’t need any help on that ladder.

That sounds like my house.Every 28 days.

It could be worse. She could be going out with Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, and Ori. Then, she would have sore feet, among other problems

Now all you need iz an old tire…

There are no winds of change to disturb the ashes of those roasted in hell……yes, may he rest in peace and be forgotten in the ages…..

He was a funny man with a mind he chose to use. He wasn’t for everyone but he stood by all things he spoke on.

What are Post Toasties?

Carlin was one of our most brilliant comedic minds, before grew a beard and went hippy, then he got even better. R.I.L. (Rest In Laughter)

Since Carlin was an atheist I doubt that he cared if he went to heaven or hell or someplace in between something and nothing…………. (Not to diminish his “god given talents”)…..

At least he beat the devil and kept first dibs on turning his body to ashes…………….the devil had to settle for a warm up.

How did we get to carlin from a nice girl like Snow White?

It was Snow white & the seven dwarfs. So I’m guessing, Septet-Polar?

@FlyerTom, try all day, every day….