Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Holly: You told Santa I'm not NICE?? Alix: No, I told him you were nice 25% of the time. Which is what you said. Holly: BUT - Alix: I wonder if that means you'll get 25% of your presents? Holly: AURGH Alix: Well, he's a generous guy. Maybe you'll get half.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Gotta love and hate contradiction.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 10 years ago
Holly believes in Santa? Extortion in the cause of being treated kindly by an older sibling? It makes for a good comic though…
gkid over 10 years ago
:)
TheSkulker over 10 years ago
Alix and Caulfield have got to be the most creative and dangerous-to-cross kids in comicland.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
I hope Alix realizes that Santa doesn’t like tattle-tales, especially ones who do it for extortion reasons.
MotherOfMoses over 10 years ago
Notice Holly has devil horns.
Retired Dude over 10 years ago
Don’t see many people licking stamps these days. Most are self-adhesive
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Alex!
dkendraf over 10 years ago
I don’t think it’s extortion so much as a child telling Santa what’s going on, and what he might be able to do about it. Not tattling, either. Just saying, “Here’s the deal, Santa. Can you make it right?”
dkendraf over 10 years ago
Oh, and to Alix, 1+1 still equals 2. So, in her mind, if Holly is being nice to her 25% of the time, then she’s good 25% of the time which = 25% of the presents because 100% good = 100% presents.
Not that Alix is always the good child, but it’s Alix and Holly here.
ObsiWan Premium Member over 10 years ago
Soooo the brunette hangs the blonde diva with her own words….and they say fem stereotypes are going out of vogue
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Alix is having too much fun torturing her sister. :)
dirgis3 over 10 years ago
The smaller kid knows how to push the buttons of the larger kid. Just deserts!
rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago
@dirgis3I believe that’s Just desserts.
ScretWitch over 10 years ago
I think you nailed it!
Dr Lou Premium Member over 10 years ago
Thought Hollie no longer believed in Santa?
gkid over 10 years ago
Whatever. Go for it, Alex. :)
mafastore over 10 years ago
1 – If I were Joan my better idea would be not to put the lights up , but DH would refuse to listen.
2 – I am Jewish, DH is Catholic. One should not treat Chanukah as “Jewish Christmas”. They are two separate holidays. Menorah for Chanukah. Tree and lights for Christmas. Chanukah bushes are sacreligous and should not be done. Do you have Easter eggs on your sedar plate?