Jeff Stahler for November 16, 2013

“Uhh……I didn’t know the website wouldn’t work…..and I uhh…didn’t know people wouldn’t be able to keep their plan…uhh….Also I thought Beghazi was just a movie protest….uhhhhh”.The No-Nothing Prez.

That is a perfect illustration of how the insurance companies view their customers.

Neither you nor CoservGov know more than Obama. Disagreement with his policies does not mean that you are smarter than he is. However, both you and ConservGov would know a lot about crawling out from under a rock. Why don’t you grow up and stop watching faux news?

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t know about a health care plan in the WORLD that will do any good if you’re suffering from a beheading.Now if their Life Insurance policy dropped them, they’d have a case.

“Dear Mr. Twerkeye (we don’t have to pretend to care about your name):

Imminent beheading is considered to be a pre-existing condition, and is grounds for discontinuing your plan. Please remember that your final premium is due today; payment is expected before your demise. Thank you for your continued premium payments. We will think of your contributions every time we look at our palatial place of work, and will say nice things about you at our annual company vacation near Alpha Centauri.

We appreciate your having chosen Wedon’tgiveaflyingfig Insurance Company for your health care needs. We would like to invite your family and friends to take advantage of our special category of Group Cancellation Plans. Just go to our website to see the many ways we can choose not to serve you. Many of our “Low-Coverage” plans have significant financial advantage over others, as a result of our longterm policy of specifically excluding expected coverage."

The FDA has stopped inspecting chicken products from China. Are you SURE your turkey has had its flu shot?

Tyson Foods?

It’s Thanksgiving, eat the bird!

It’s Thanksgiving, eat the bird!

Fox, the Walter Mitty network.

“Don’t we just love the self-righteousness, patronizing, slurring/insulting conservative banter ? "Seriously Disagree with politics and ideologies all you like, but calling out one side for being self-righteous and patronizing on here shows partisan blinders and greatly reduces any legitimate argument you may have. If you really don’t notice this same exact behavior from just as many liberals on here than you need to take off the shades.

^dedicated ditto-head indeed.

^dedicated Obama-ite in denial indeed.