Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Rat... I heard you have an imaginary friend named Bernie. That sounds so cute. Is that him in the set next to you? Rat: No. Zebra: Oh. So where is the l'il guy? Rat: In rehab for drug addiction. Zebra: Why is every conversation with you disturbing? Rat: Hey... at least he's getting help.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Rat should have a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “Do not disturb further.”
zero over 10 years ago
So, yeah…
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Rat’s got a point……
kamb8 over 10 years ago
Does that count as a silver lining?
Bilan over 10 years ago
If there’s a Rehab that treats an imaginary friend of a rat, I certainly wouldn’t trust them.
bgby4884 over 10 years ago
But, is he covered under Obamacare? Has he got the money to cover his payments? Will the IRS be after him? These are things we need to know!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
What’s your unfortunate imaginary friend turned on to, Rat? Imaginary coke? Imaginary heroin? Imaginary Ecstasy? How long will they hold him in rehab? Did Bernie go willingly, or did you have him committed? Who’s his imaginary doctor?
John Falstaff over 10 years ago
Eeemagenary freend can no change until he REDDY to change.
cdward over 10 years ago
The imaginary friends are so difficult today. Just look at Ernesto in “Cul de Sac.”
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Let us hire Bernie to kill our enemies!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@Notsoastute—His last name was Schwartz, he changed it to Curtis!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Rat is like a friend of mine, has to give me a list of all who just died.
Cheapskate0 over 10 years ago
edclectic: Nice George Carlin reference!
markmoss1 over 10 years ago
If you were Rat’s imaginary friend, you would need to do drugs.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Something which YOU should be getting, Rat.
xxx
fireflies808 over 10 years ago
It’s so cute to see Rat using his imagination lol
bubjerryk over 10 years ago
This joke isn’t funny – must be a set-up for something coming! Maybe the death of Pig’s imaginary friend in a drug-crazed rampage?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@Notsoastute—Actor Tony Curtis was born “Bernard Scxhwartz”.