Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 12, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Rat should have a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “Do not disturb further.”

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    zero  over 10 years ago

    So, yeah…

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    blunebottle  over 10 years ago

    Rat’s got a point……

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    kamb8  over 10 years ago

    Does that count as a silver lining?

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    If there’s a Rehab that treats an imaginary friend of a rat, I certainly wouldn’t trust them.

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    bgby4884  over 10 years ago

    But, is he covered under Obamacare? Has he got the money to cover his payments? Will the IRS be after him? These are things we need to know!

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    What’s your unfortunate imaginary friend turned on to, Rat? Imaginary coke? Imaginary heroin? Imaginary Ecstasy? How long will they hold him in rehab? Did Bernie go willingly, or did you have him committed? Who’s his imaginary doctor?

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    John Falstaff  over 10 years ago

    Eeemagenary freend can no change until he REDDY to change.

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    The imaginary friends are so difficult today. Just look at Ernesto in “Cul de Sac.”

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Let us hire Bernie to kill our enemies!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    @Notsoastute—His last name was Schwartz, he changed it to Curtis!

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    Rat is like a friend of mine, has to give me a list of all who just died.

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    Cheapskate0  over 10 years ago

    edclectic: Nice George Carlin reference!

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    markmoss1  over 10 years ago

    If you were Rat’s imaginary friend, you would need to do drugs.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Something which YOU should be getting, Rat.

    xxx

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    fireflies808  over 10 years ago

    It’s so cute to see Rat using his imagination lol

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    bubjerryk  over 10 years ago

    This joke isn’t funny – must be a set-up for something coming! Maybe the death of Pig’s imaginary friend in a drug-crazed rampage?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    @Notsoastute—Actor Tony Curtis was born “Bernard Scxhwartz”.

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