Yeah, I suppose remembering what you just said is the Crustwood equivalent of being a nuclear physicist … or at least a Jeopardy champion.
Most of ‘em don’t know what they’re saying even as it comes out of their mouths…. long before they have a chance to forget it.
Is that Jerry’s toolbox? I can’t picture letting any of these idiots stand within 40 feet of my car with a wrench in his hand… make that 100 feet….Or for that matter, anybody even selling any of them a wrench, in case there’s legal liability involved…..But that toolbox….that big gleaming macho symbol… usually…. of pick-up trucks, skinned knuckles and virility… That could be Jerry’s. Drawers for watercolors and his thimble collection…..the most powerful tool being tiny nails…..Yeah…. that’s Jerry’s.
I think Jerry misunderstood what the taillight warranty was, he thought from head light to taillight but the warranty really was when the dealer sees the taillights the warranty is over.
At least Julie has both Jerry’s and Burl’s shirts referring to their spare tires, and a jar of Ensure on top the toolbox (meal substitute?) my dad used to eat/drink that, and stayed slim, but not healthy
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
In real Crustwood life Jerry’s question did begin with Why and it ended with yourself, Dale. for sure. The rest is editorial discretion.
mikie2 over 10 years ago
You never should have hung around these guys…you never should have done it. They’ll make you dumb!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yeah, I suppose remembering what you just said is the Crustwood equivalent of being a nuclear physicist … or at least a Jeopardy champion.
Most of ‘em don’t know what they’re saying even as it comes out of their mouths…. long before they have a chance to forget it.
Is that Jerry’s toolbox? I can’t picture letting any of these idiots stand within 40 feet of my car with a wrench in his hand… make that 100 feet….Or for that matter, anybody even selling any of them a wrench, in case there’s legal liability involved…..But that toolbox….that big gleaming macho symbol… usually…. of pick-up trucks, skinned knuckles and virility… That could be Jerry’s. Drawers for watercolors and his thimble collection…..the most powerful tool being tiny nails…..Yeah…. that’s Jerry’s.SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Forgot to say… where ya been, Mikie?
And was Leaky with you?
loveslife over 10 years ago
How many nails can a guy have? I bet he doesn’t have any real tools in it.
I am guessing the thimbles are for keeping his finger tips from being crushed from the hood let down?? Maybe ?
There stands Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest!! No particular order though.
shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago
wow what a waste of a tool box
jeigheff over 10 years ago
Still, I feel a little sorry for Jerry. Car trouble sucks.
InTraining over 10 years ago
I think this is a rerun. This is a rerun…. ! ! !
imnormal over 10 years ago
I think Jerry misunderstood what the taillight warranty was, he thought from head light to taillight but the warranty really was when the dealer sees the taillights the warranty is over.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
DRY
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Repeating oneself: didn’t Uni-Blab do that on Jetsons episodes?
Also; Cheeze-whiz, Jer’s “rug” always looks so asinine up there!!
vldazzle over 10 years ago
At least Julie has both Jerry’s and Burl’s shirts referring to their spare tires, and a jar of Ensure on top the toolbox (meal substitute?) my dad used to eat/drink that, and stayed slim, but not healthy