Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2013
December 21, 2013
December 23, 2013
Transcript:
Homer the reluctant soul Bert: So, Duncan...believing Homer was still in Pompeii when Vesuvius erupted, you presumed he was... Duncan: Toast. But the sheep I was guarding were, shall we say, a bit slow on the uptake... Sheep: On our own? What does that mean? ...And when I say slow... Duncan: It means we survive by going back to our rightful place in nature. Sheep: Um...place? What place? Dog: Well, being a dog, I'll try to hook up with other strays or even look to join a wolf pack. ...I mean really, really slow... Sheep: Oh...ok...so can we be in your pack? Duncan: Only in the gastronomic sense. Next week: Homer wanders inn.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
They’re on the lamb.
Varnes over 10 years ago
What would humans do if they went back to their rightful place in nature?
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
…only tame as long as the food holds out… Kind of like people.
Varnes over 10 years ago
BTW, one of those sheep keeps staring at me…Spooky….
Aussie Down Under over 10 years ago
Those lambs are going to get the chop.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Leg, shank, and standing roast.
Ida No over 10 years ago
The shear horror! Those guys are going to get fleeced for sure. Then Duncan is going to have a bone to pick with everyone.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Baaaaad to the bone. The mutton bone…
Toonerific over 10 years ago
Like lambs to the slaughter …
WCLamb over 10 years ago
Not all lambs are that slow…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Nab, “We live in the Garden of Eden, now, I don’t know why we want to tear the whole thing to the ground, We live in the Garden of Eden, yeah, I don;t know why we want to tear the whole place down….”…..John Dawson, NRPS…
Linguist over 10 years ago
I think Wiley’s just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
gjsjr41 over 10 years ago
I want mutton for Christmas
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
Uh, sheep in nature stay as a flock, so it seems the dog is actually trying to get them to fight their nature.
jahoody over 10 years ago
they can always get a job with Serta!
watmiwori over 10 years ago
I’d say Duncan [if that’s the dog’s name] knowsEXACTLY what he’s aiming for….
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
And so the food network was born…..our first show…..Mutt On Mutton.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Don’t forget the mint jelly!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yawn.