Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 11, 2013

Judon’t do it like that , Horace!….. You need a bit more groveling…..

He learned this technique from Bruce Leave-me-alone.

And, of course, I love a good “sponsor!”…. – An alternate line could be: "Merciful consideration paid for, by the following…. "

Ah, but what a feint it could be if Horace failed to pay his brain bill on time, to take a potential attacker unaware…suddenly weighing his full equine 1,200 pounds or more, he could kick an opponent into oblivion or sit on him!

Sometimes judo, sometimes judon’t…

Horace earns his pink belt.

In yoga that’s called a child’s pose, in Judon’t that’s called the beg for mercy pose.

Sometimes judo, sometimes jud’oh!

Next we learn the esoteric art of begging and crying.

Or perhaps a belt with a combination of brown… and a little yellow, too…. to match his under-gi….