How do you get down off an elephant?You don’t get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck.An Eider duck, to be exact.I never did get that joke till I moved to Europe and discovered that an eiderdown is called that because they used to be filled with Eider duck down.
Get a roof that grows down and your problem is solved..( Okay for the six humans on earth who don’t know, down is a fine feather used in pillows, quilts (I think) and quilted winter clothing. Or it was before we realized petrochemicals made better insullation.)
And the kids came crowding around shouting with gleeAn old woman up on the roof for all to seeThe whole neighborhood woke up that dayJust to find out if she was up to stay
hsawlrae over 10 years ago
Heck, Opal,you can jump that far can’t ya?
gkid over 10 years ago
Not and live. In a manner of life worthliving afterwards. Here comes the fireDept.
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
Pretty soon there’ll be two stuck on the roof.
Linux0s over 10 years ago
His plan is working perfectly!
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
How do you get down off an elephant?You don’t get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck.An Eider duck, to be exact.I never did get that joke till I moved to Europe and discovered that an eiderdown is called that because they used to be filled with Eider duck down.
beymly over 10 years ago
You can’t clobber a man for a good pun.
baconsneck120 over 10 years ago
Old joke. Still works.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
Earl seemed a little blue, and that pun surely perked him up. I guess in this case, ladder was the best medicine.
Linguist over 10 years ago
Y’all know where this arc is heading, don’t you ?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 10 years ago
Get a roof that grows down and your problem is solved..( Okay for the six humans on earth who don’t know, down is a fine feather used in pillows, quilts (I think) and quilted winter clothing. Or it was before we realized petrochemicals made better insullation.)
ravensridge over 10 years ago
Jeff Collier saidEarl, you are doomed!!
cvdemers over 10 years ago
Somehow the puns don’t slide off the tongue as well in German.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
With all that fat… Earl will need some luck.
tcreole over 10 years ago
When you’re handed a straight line like that, you have to pull the trigger on the joke no matter who it’s aimed at.
Emily2010 over 10 years ago
Earl won’t be able to get down either, wait and see lol
Tin Can Twidget over 10 years ago
Did anybody notice that Opal either moved to the other end of the roof or to the other side of the ridge?
Number Three over 10 years ago
Nobody would blame you, Opal!
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boldyuma over 10 years ago
And the kids came crowding around shouting with gleeAn old woman up on the roof for all to seeThe whole neighborhood woke up that dayJust to find out if she was up to stay
ladymadcat over 10 years ago
This is one of the funniest storylines yet!
Daniel Aplet over 10 years ago
no time to be making jokes
gkid over 10 years ago
Hilarious