Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 10, 2013
November 09, 2013
November 11, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: You've got to get this thing off me, Rip! Rip Haywire: They're getting away! Cobra Carson: Focus, you lug! In about one minute this neck you love to kiss will be permanently removed from this scrumptious body! You've got to do something! Rip Haywire: *sigh-* you're right! Ok-grunt-umph! Wow, this thing is on tighter than the jeans I wore in the '80s! Cobra, it won't budge! Cobra Carson: Run, Rip! Save yourself! You'd just blame me at the pearly gates for blowing you up! Rip Haywire: If I'd let anybody puree my guts on a wall, it'd be you, my love grenade! Cobra Carson: Rip, I've never let any man get as close to me as I've let you- Rip Haywire: Since, we're dying and I'll hopefully never have to repeat it- I love you! That son of a-
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Ka-Bzzt-Fizzle!
Yes, I’m aware that when Mr. Thompson did this graphic novel, he didn’t use the “Ka” prefix on his sound effects, but it just wouldn’t be the same.
daedalusomega over 10 years ago
Brilliant!!!!!!!
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
They don’t make explosive devices for villains, like they used to.
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
Uh-oh, he said it. Can’t take those three little words back into your mouth now, Rip.
ready.here over 10 years ago
Very good strip today. This has to be one of the best drawn comics ever. Of course, I am talking about the women. It reminds me of Lil’ Abner. When I was a kid, I loved that strip.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
That fiend! How dare he make me express emotions under threat of imminent death.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
The border on Rip’s balloon in panel 6 is very sloppy.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
This one stands on its own. One doesn’t need to have followed the strip to find this very funny,
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
The timer must have been powered by cheap IKEA batteries.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
surly Rip will think of something!