Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 27, 2013

Borrowed from Star Trek.

You’re supposed to be a stormtrooper – not a stormtrouper.

Oh, those deadly oboes!

That’s the way the oboes…The trombone is connected to the jaw bone, the jawbone is connected to the brain bone….

The banner beautifully reflects the spirit of the holiday season.

Fuddy Duddy, good point…..Especially in my case….

Dirk: “Really. looks like a light saber to me.” [ZZzzzt!]

X-13: “Aaaaaah!”

Brewster: “You’re Right.”

Does O-Dor smell?

Oboes? Am I reeding that right?

The tuba’s not a good idea. People will think O-Dor’s still around.

I actually “played” an oboe in a marching band. Unfortunately(fortunately for the audience, really), because the oboe’s double-reed is very fragile, I used an old broken reed and didn’t actually make any sounds.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly…the Vogons will chew the lot of them up and eat them raw.

Set a Vogon poem to music! What a freddled gruntbuggly thought!

I would love to see a cello in a marching band.

I twemble at the twirler!

“Futile” – a six letter synonym for resistance.