Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 13, 2013

Does he sleep with a gun under his pillow?

Gosh, it is Gary. For a moment I thought it was Lili Marlene.

Oh!

For a moment there, I thought his hat had a heck of a tassel!

“Rear Window 2; The Boredom Continues”.

Hi X!…..

I was just thinking that sometimes a person is just up late….not necessarily fretful….

Like me, sippin’ a Red Tail, makin’ yak enchiladas for tomorrow night’s special….

Makes me think of listening to a little John Prine

Want to try one?

Gary needs to buy some spotlights…on sale now… 40% OFF!! …down at STEL’S WWOI !!

Gary’s fretfulness goes back that day many years ago…Today’s The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend

StelBel!

What are you doing here?

Great to see you, of course…. but … at this hour?

Enchiladas coming up!

X? Pcolli?

They also come with with our exclusive re-fried high-mountain Turdmunkistani beans….

OK, X…. it’s yak sour cream, of course…. and they’re made with Mexican style yak cheese.

They go great with a Dos Equis…would you like one?

You people on the west coast of Ballard NEED TO GO TO BED!!! The day shift has arrived….

Stel! It’s “only” 2:20 am here…the East Coast contingent is up too early!

Who the heck wants worms!

What you want is the new Yak Olé enchilada plate

That one’s got extra salsa on top cos x_Tech ordered it that way….

Is this the one you want, Ed?

Neither method is a smart idea…

Has anyone made the observation thatGary looks a little light headed?

Good morning all.

Ever since Gary stopped reading and commenting on Ballard Street and quit stopping in the evenings at the Tiki, his life has been filled with fret and regret. We know that he is secretly pining for a plate of yak ribs and a large ‘nanner daiquiri but his pride won’t allow him to get off his porch. Gary, we forgive you for your ill-advised comments about Stel’s hats and Susan’s car. Bev even forgives you for the whoopee cushion incident. We know that you were being a little too explicit when you called Fenton a son of a female dog, but that’s o.k. Fenton was only concerned about your welfare when he cut you off after 10 double daiquiris and Susan was just offering you a ride home, and Stel was concerned about the rain when she offered you her hat.Come back and rejoin the fun and frolic with your friends. We miss you.

Trinidad Scorpion Chile Pepper Salsa sounds WAAY to dangerous for me. I just started to join one of those websites last night (and my PC froze up again). I’m not sure how honest I should be (as if I can be subtle- not my thing). I hope I don’t wind up with someone crazier than I am. My lover was always the sane one I needed.

Gary looks like the life of the party to me.

Us North Shore people slept in this morning. I’ll be packing all day, and trying to fit in all the shells and sand and trees in my suitcase. The TSA is gonna have a field day with this! We leave tomorrow at noon, so I’ll see you all on Friday! Aloha!

Hay bEV….!!!hoW bout sum deekaff…???oh yea… must be tym fer bEd…!!!!(ya nose ware ta fine me….)ZzzzzzZZzzzzzzz….. (snik*)pffft…. zzzzxZZxxxxzzzzzzz……

I second what Bev said to 2old… looking forward to having you back. And with what she said to Dazz. If you insist on doing something that stupid, Dazz, and can’t curb your tendency to rattle on about…. and even post pictures of… your house, friends and family, and reveal every detail of your life, including names and locations… sorry, but you are absolutely begging for terrible things to happen.

Hey BEV, why are you banging your head against the wall?:-D

I am way too sleepy to say anything elszzzzzzzz…….Goo NIghd Ballard Ears.

Night all.

Sitting on the porch, outdoors, all night, leaving the porch light off, but bringing a floor lamp. “Fretful” is right!

Good morning Balladeers!

Where’s Tigressy!?

Is his name Rusty?

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