Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 27, 2013

I’m not believing Ms. Toft’s story.

Mary wasn’t playing with a full deck.

I guess that you can eat too many carrots.

Sure don’t want the couch damaged when you waste the patsy with your gun. Guns don’t kill people, but they sure tear up a couch!

There’s that phrase again, “from an old print”. How come RBION nevers takes anything from a NEW print?!?

@Radish—-This time for sure! PRESTO!…Well, I’m getting close!

I predict you’ll not find a lot of these sofas. the cheapest one is almost $7,000 and the ballistic cushions are extra at $500 each.

She beats out the 2 chipmunks I pulled outta my ##

If I see a woman birthing a rabbit, I will speedily climb a tree and leap into a couchbunker.

Not surprised Ms. Toft could trick the medical establishment… but the question is “why?” Oh, and also, “why did she have such a small litter?”

About Mary. I believe her. I believe her.

Ms. Toft giving birth to rabbits? I found a picture of the daddy.

Mary Toft is nothing… we have a President that has convinced a whole nation that he cares about them.

I thought it was guns don’t kill people people kill people

Hate speech for the Great White North, eh?